Gonlikmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome frog.

Gonlikmat created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonlikmat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gonlikmat, he will cry a lot.

Gonlikmat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gonlikmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.