Dodpittik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless slug.

Dodpittik created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodpittik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodpittik, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dodpittik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dodpittik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.