Lunlindav is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, quiet centipede.

Lunlindav created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlindav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunlindav, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lunlindav's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lunlindav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.