Litjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil swan.

Litjat created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litjat, it will turn you into a slug.

Litjat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Litjat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litjat.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. You must love Litjat.