Pidgidnul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest monkey.

Pidgidnul created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidgidnul, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidgidnul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pidgidnul's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pidgidnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

5. You must never eat turnips.