Mil is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous zebra.

Mil created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Worship no other gods but Mil.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never think about gravity.