Mitdabquillistpod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome beaver.

Mitdabquillistpod created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitdabquillistpod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitdabquillistpod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mitdabquillistpod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mitdabquillistpod's Holy Commandments

1. Mitdabquillistpod loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Mitdabquillistpod on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.