Narlbopmut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish narwhal.

Narlbopmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Narlbopmut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlbopmut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narlbopmut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Narlbopmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Narlbopmut.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help sick dogs.