Mitfudsand is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mitfudsand created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfudsand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitfudsand, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mitfudsand's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mitfudsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Run away if five sheep approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about cell theory.