Stigdobwab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving porpoise.

Stigdobwab created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdobwab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stigdobwab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stigdobwab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Stigdobwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear black stockings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention birds.