Dadzedcun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous dragonfly.

Dadzedcun created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadzedcun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadzedcun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dadzedcun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dadzedcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Always take life seriously.