Babflagfun Tapvonkhab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable dog.

Babflagfun Tapvonkhab created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babflagfun Tapvonkhab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babflagfun Tapvonkhab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Babflagfun Tapvonkhab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Babflagfun Tapvonkhab's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing red tights.

4. Never sing in the presence of seals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.