Nulljipdin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing bird.

Nulljipdin created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljipdin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulljipdin, it will turn you into a dog.

Nulljipdin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nulljipdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Nulljipdin's priests.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.