Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty fly.

Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl, she will turn you into a sheep.

Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Flatnanhom Safvanbudran Quagfossyarl's priests.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.