Afmigfat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless wolf.

Afmigfat created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afmigfat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Afmigfat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Afmigfat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Afmigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Afmigfat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Respect your elders.