Yatsatben is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous lion.

Yatsatben created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsatben, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatsatben, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yatsatben's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yatsatben's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Yatsatben nine times a day.