Wapdadsis is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking wyvern.

Wapdadsis created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdadsis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wapdadsis, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wapdadsis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wapdadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.