Rotsterdonsig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable whale.

Rotsterdonsig created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Rotsterdonsig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotsterdonsig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rotsterdonsig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rotsterdonsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never eat bananas.