Mifteenbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced cow.

Mifteenbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifteenbut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mifteenbut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mifteenbut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mifteenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never wear mauve shorts.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Run away from violet manatees, for they are unholy.