Dub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced troll.

Dub created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dub, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six manatees approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Put Dub first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.