Titbusmip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective squid.

Titbusmip created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbusmip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titbusmip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Titbusmip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Titbusmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.