Matbudgod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic naga.

Matbudgod created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matbudgod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matbudgod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Matbudgod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Matbudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Matbudgod loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never laugh near tortoises.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.