Tadfly is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured crow.

Tadfly created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfly, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadfly, it will not invite you to parties.

Tadfly's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tadfly on top of all buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear black kilts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.