Kopfottin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective unicorn.

Kopfottin created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfottin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopfottin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kopfottin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kopfottin's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if six mice approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Put Kopfottin first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.