Limzodshavrap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient penguin.

Limzodshavrap created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limzodshavrap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limzodshavrap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limzodshavrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Limzodshavrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.