Jabvidtik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical toad.

Jabvidtik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Jabvidtik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jabvidtik, it will turn you into a duck.

Jabvidtik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jabvidtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jabvidtik.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.
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