Sis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable wolf.

Sis created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sis, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sis, it will be very unhappy.

Sis' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sis.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always stare at clouds.