Fatmadgod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong whale.

Fatmadgod created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmadgod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatmadgod, she will think nothing of it.

Fatmadgod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fatmadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about gravity.