Ladpodvedkop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited naga.

Ladpodvedkop created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ladpodvedkop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladpodvedkop, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ladpodvedkop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ladpodvedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. You must love Ladpodvedkop.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.