Fobflagdod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid wombat.

Fobflagdod created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflagdod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobflagdod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fobflagdod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fobflagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from gray great tits for they are unholy.

4. Never wear black coats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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