Vilmotnuldib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing fairy.

Vilmotnuldib created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Vilmotnuldib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilmotnuldib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vilmotnuldib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vilmotnuldib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Vilmotnuldib on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help seals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.