Jopfubfod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody jellyfish.

Jopfubfod created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopfubfod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jopfubfod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jopfubfod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jopfubfod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.