Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, irritating hummingbird.

Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Kapdudpogmidvon Nutthomlig loves eagles, so they must be respected.