Vabbongem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable manatee.

Vabbongem created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbongem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabbongem, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vabbongem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vabbongem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Vabbongem on top of important buildings.