Teendidlin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous bee.

Teendidlin created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Teendidlin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Teendidlin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Teendidlin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Teendidlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Teendidlin's name in vain.

2. Put Teendidlin first in all things.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Teendidlin.

5. Teendidlin loves birds, so they must be honoured.