Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable mink.

Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm, it will curse you with boils.

Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hogfebget Gessbabhintinhenhitnatspag Pigbudxenarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.