Yarpbegrak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish turtle.

Yarpbegrak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbegrak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarpbegrak, it will be very sad.

Yarpbegrak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yarpbegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Never bounce near snails.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.