Dusshivfig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective hippopotamus.

Dusshivfig created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dusshivfig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dusshivfig, she will turn you into a plant.

Dusshivfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dusshivfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Dusshivfig.