Kamsatdaprakjad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tiresome shrew.

Kamsatdaprakjad created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamsatdaprakjad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamsatdaprakjad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kamsatdaprakjad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamsatdaprakjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Kamsatdaprakjad on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.