Bugarmbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awesome crow.

Bugarmbot created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Bugarmbot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugarmbot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bugarmbot's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bugarmbot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not hurt goats.