Yarpadfob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing chicken.

Yarpadfob created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpadfob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpadfob, she will cry a lot.

Yarpadfob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarpadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yarpadfob on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarpadfob.