Omtvil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise troll.

Omtvil created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtvil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Omtvil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Omtvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Omtvil.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.