Larnflowdonjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever zebra.

Larnflowdonjon created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnflowdonjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larnflowdonjon, it will ignore you.

Larnflowdonjon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Larnflowdonjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Put Larnflowdonjon first in all things.