Wannegdaphom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish mouse.

Wannegdaphom created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wannegdaphom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wannegdaphom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wannegdaphom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wannegdaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Wannegdaphom loves voles, so they must be honoured.