Nibbarngod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying dog.

Nibbarngod created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbarngod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibbarngod, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nibbarngod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nibbarngod's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.