Tadrawbifbat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent snail.

Tadrawbifbat created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadrawbifbat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadrawbifbat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tadrawbifbat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tadrawbifbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing mauve hats.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadrawbifbat.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tadrawbifbat loves moths, so they must be respected.