Targcabbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless squirrel.

Targcabbiss created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targcabbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Targcabbiss, she will destroy your home solar system.

Targcabbiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Targcabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.