Cintimton is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying shark.

Cintimton created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cintimton, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cintimton, it will not invite you to parties.

Cintimton's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cintimton's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce near ducks.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.