Stansidnur is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise hare.

Stansidnur created light two years ago.

If you believe in Stansidnur, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stansidnur, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Stansidnur's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stansidnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not take Stansidnur's name in vain.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect your elders.