Hugdabjen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent mouse.

Hugdabjen created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdabjen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hugdabjen, he will turn you into a rock.

Hugdabjen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hugdabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about asteroids.